Sunday, October 29, 2006

Top 10 Programmer excuses

哈哈...今天真的很无聊...在网上闲荡了一下,又发现这个和我的工作有关系的文章...

程式编序员的十大藉口...呵呵...文章是英文的...我就不翻译了,原汁原味......wokay, let the countdown begin!

10. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"

9. "It must be a hardware problem."

8. "Somebody must have changed my code."

7. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"

6. "You must have the wrong version."

5. "That's weird..."

4. "There must be something wrong with your data"

3. "It's never done that before."

2. "It worked yesterday."

最后...这个我也常用的....哈哈...paiseh paiseh...

1. "It works on my machine"

呵呵...和我的同事们共勉之......

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

programmer seem to be a lot of excuses...haha...some sentences very familiar...haha...i do use it before... cheerssss...

kok weng said...

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. "

Cheers for the one who wrote this...hehe

Anonymous said...

finally a post that i can understand ... haha

(the other)weng

kok weng said...

hehe..how about learning another "language" besides java?